I HAVE SEEN THE SAME MOUSE RUN ACROSS THE FLOOR FIVE TIMES IN TWO HOURS THIS IS NOT OK

Koichi: Making my way downtown, walking fast
Yukako: I love u
Rohan: Koichi!!
Kira: I'll kill you
Koichi: WALKING FASTER

edwardvanelric:

What do you mean this didn’t happen

tagged: #GOD  #fma 

gaikudo:

donkos:

"a relationship can’t be romantic without sex"

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He’s from a porn game what he gonna know about that

risotto nero is literally a Murderous Clown

unimpressed2chainz:

(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen

the-pietriarchy:

women in scifi alien species:

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right before updating theme: holy SHIT i'm gonna do it. i'm gonna change everything this is gonna look so rad
five minutes after opening customization page: i'm tired goodbye

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

yoshimita:

みんな素敵な週になる予定(なっしー)!
I guarantee you’re gonna have a great week!

yoshimita:

みんな素敵な週になる予定(なっしー)!

I guarantee you’re gonna have a great week!

tagged: #food 
dotcore:

Replenished.by Wes Talbott.

dotcore:

Replenished.
by Wes Talbott.

tagged: #loz