I HAVE SEEN THE SAME MOUSE RUN ACROSS THE FLOOR FIVE TIMES IN TWO HOURS THIS IS NOT OK
What do you mean this didn’t happen
"a relationship can’t be romantic without sex"
He’s from a porn game what he gonna know about that
(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen
women in scifi alien species:
spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie
I guarantee you’re gonna have a great week!